StupidChildren.com would like to apologize for the very poor taste of our "April Fools" edition of the site. For those of you who are now worried about your bosses looking up your internet usage logs and wondering what the hell your fetish for young boys is...well, feel free to sell us out. Feel free to email us and call us motherfuckers. Better yet, complain to your local newspaper. We could use the exposure.

That being said, here's a story for you.

One year, we thought it would be funny to put one of our buddies on the N.A.M.B.L.A mailing list, so we made out a money order and purchased some literature to be sent to his apartment. A few months later, he moved back in with his family, and his mail was forwarded to Mom and Dad, including some very interesting pamphlets about "the cause" He told them it was a joke, but was never really sure if they believed him. We still laugh our asses off about that one. True story.

Enjoy your man/boy love, perverts. We'll be back to "normal" programming tomorrow.

- your close friends at StupidChildren.com

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