about us

Over 100,000 people worldwide read StupidChildren every week.

We have no idea why.

Stupid Children Publishing would like to write a slick press release and put it here, where we'd talk about our award winning brand of twisted and irreverent humor, our website (www.stupidchildren.com) and our online store (www.stupidchildrenstore.com) We'd also mention our various contributors, a swell bunch of boys and girls, talk about our plans for the future, mention our upcoming books, blah, blah, blah.

As we said, we'd like to write something like that. But to be honest, we've had a few drinks, and we're a little tired. Plus the wife is on our ass about taking out the garbage, and if we don't get to it tonight, she'll be damned if we can watch the game tomorrow in peace.

Anyway, we're glad you're here.

QUESTIONS - if you come across any questions that need the benefit of our rapier wit, drop us an email at info@stupidchildren.com -- we'll try our best to answer if we're bored and have nothing better to do.

SUBMISSIONS - we actually like hearing from you, our humble and inbred readers, and welcome all of your little emails, stories, wacky outlooks on life, bitchy comments about your co-workers, etc. Send them all to submissions@stupidchildren.com, and we'll get back to you. A whole bunch of people have showcased their "humor" on StupidChildren...why not your illiterate ass ?

MAILING LIST - join our mailing list (or, in fact, don't...we're casual) Simply send an email to subscribe@stupidchildren.com and you're in like Flynn, baby. To unsubscribe (please, please, please tell us you know where this is going) just send a snotty email to unsubscribe@stupidchildren.com and you're out like...someone reasonably uninformed.

ADVERTISING - you're currently enjoying a brand of humor that Google branded "not family-friendly" As such, we're currently reorganizing our advertising programs. In the meantime, we offer custom banner ad solutions for painfully low prices. If you're interested in having your advertisement seen by literally dozens of uninterested readers, drop us an email at info@stupidchildren.com

 

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