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First off, we hate you for leaving us. It hurts really deep inside, and we're never going to forgive you, Dad.

Second, buy something from our online store. That makes the pain a little easier to bear.

Finally, come back soon, you goofy bastards. We update every weekday, just for your cheap and pointless ass.

Anyway, here are some of the sites that we love, who love us; places we visit on a regular basis, during that magical period between when we start drinking scotch in the early morning, and when we become completely incoherent and useless around 11am (a period otherwise known as "golden time")

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From Washington, DC, The Greaseman Show is one of the most consistently funny radio programs ever. Now available over the internet, this wacky and outrageous humor is available for everyone to enjoy. Click here to listen to one of our favorite bits, then head over to their website and check out the show !
Black people love Sally and Johnny. Honestly !!
WebComics features hundreds of great comics on their site, most of which are updated daily. While visiting, be sure to vote for us (click "Must See")
Sometimes, when I'm feeling sad, I take off all my clothing and dance to the best song ever for hours and hours.
"I'm friends with the Grizzly Bears ! They've accepted me !! I'm part of the...ARRRRGGGHH, OH GOD !!"
If today's music makes you want to stab yourself in the ears repeatedly with a sharp object, you might want to give a listen to the lovely Mary Prankster.
The most horrifying part of Superman is a Dick is that everything is authentic. Our favorite is here.
Confused ? Visit Girls Are Pretty every single day, and you will be told what to do.
If we could draw, and could make little flash movies, and did funny voices, and had the discipline to come up with brilliant comedy every damn week, we might look like Homestar Runner. But we don't, so that's why you're stuck with this crappy little website.
If you aren't reading Vice Magazine, then you're missing out on some of the best writing on the web. It's crude, frequently racist, and profane. Good stuff.
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