First, there was the happy meal. But kids weren't satisfied with soggy french fries and cheap cardboard boxes (which, incidentally, were replaced by paper bags...how fucking lame is that ?) and they sought out new and exciting foodstuffs. Exciting munchables. Dangerous candies.

Homemade concoctions, like "Happy Crack"

In Pennsylvania, fourteen students have been suspended for "imitating drug activity" when they made and passed out "Happy Crack" - a mixture of sugar and Kool-Aid crystals, which they sold in labeled plastic bags. Parents are outraged, calling the sugar fueled suspensions "an overreaction"

"My own kids used to make it at school. It's Kool-Aid and sugar," said one mother. "It's colored. It doesn't look like drugs, it looks like Pixy Stix. I didn't find anything wrong with it."