The internet isn't just for porn and the ordering of penis-related supplements (I mean, it obviously is, but let's just pretend it's not for the sake of argument) These days, kids are using that internet to poke gentle fun at their teachers, like 15-year-old Alex Davis.

Alex created a webpage on MySpace, and pretended he was Robert Muzzillo, a teacher at his school. The page insinuated a fondness for Michael Jackson, midget wrestling, and being attacked by an alligator (sounds like just another night in Fort Lauderdale) The page was discovered; the teen was suspended for three days.

Case closed ? Lesson learned ? Hell no. This being America and all, Muzzillo then proceeded to file a lawsuit, alleging "criminal defamation of character" (apparently, the concept of "taking a fucking joke" never occurred to him)

"This has all gotten kinda bizarre," said the teen's father.