Good old Southern Indiana University, home of those "Ferocious Woodchucks" (or not...I mean, who in the hell knows ? It's Southern Indiana, for christ sake...) The young men and women attending that bastion of book-learning can now wallow in the pride that comes with having their dean arrested for "biting the man who stopped to help him after a car accident"

Robert E. Mays admits that he was drunk, and that he bit the passer-by who tried to stop him from getting back into his car after the accident. In court, Mays admitted he "bit the man's calf, leaving a bruise and bite marks" and promised to seek treatment for his drinking problem.

Go Ferocious Woodchucks !! Whoooo !!