Senior prank ? Good times; me and some friends rounded up a bunch of Mexican immigrants and locked them in our school. They're still there, too. You should see our soccer field; fucking beautiful, the best in the state.

In Fort Kent, Maine, six high school seniors were suspended and charged with criminal mischief after letting more than fifty geese and chickens loose in their school. "The pranksters put the birds in the school gym, in classrooms, in lockers, in offices and into a drawer of a teacher's desk." said Principal Tim Doak. School was closed for "health reasons" and the entire building was disinfected and sterilized.

Closed the school ? Closed the GODDAMN SCHOOL ? Here's an idea...the next time students release a couple of dozen chickens in the school, LIGHT UP THE GRILL and tell the kids that "Clucky and Friends" had a brush with the Colonel. Do you have any idea how many schools in South Africa would LOVE a senior prank that involves a free lunch ? What a nation of pussies we've become.