Grandma and Grandpa love you. They bake you cookies, and give your sugarplums, and let you sleep over when Daddy had too much to drink and Mommy was mouthing off and they just needed some time to goddamn work things out so get in the car, OKAY ?

But never you forget, they were parents to someone other than you. And when the shit hits the fan, they'll pay a convict a hundred bucks to ice your little grandchild ass. Because it's all about "family" my little ones. Last one hired, first one fired.