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stupid kids in the news


Friday, June 2, 2006

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"What Do You Mean You Don't Recognize Your Parents ?"

It's tragic when an 18-year-old girl suffers a horrible automobile accident, bringing her family to her side for weeks of prayer, support, and earnest hopes that she'll somehow pull through.

It's even more tragic when that girl wakes up, and you realize that you've spent the last five weeks at the bedside of the WRONG GIRL.

Although the parents of Laura VanRyn, of Indiana, were told that their daughter had been injured in a car crash and faithfully waited by her bed to wake up, dental records later revealed that their daughter was in fact dead, and that the unconscious woman was another passenger in the car.

VanRyn's parents were later quoted as saying both girls bore an "uncanny resemblance" -- (I know exactly what they mean; after a while, all the bitches look the same to me, espicially from behind)

The other set of parents were quickly summoned to the hospital. You know that's going to be an awkward Thanksgiving next year. "Mom, can you pass the potatoes, assuming you remember WHAT I LOOK LIKE ?"



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