Bold action is taking place in England, where legislators vowed to crack down on kids riding motorized bikes, promising to subject them to "fines and points on their drivers license" -- whenever they become old enough to actually get one. One might wonder how scared these 10-year-olds might be of the threat "If you don't stop this right now, we'll punish you in seven to eight years !!" but this story comes from an English newspaper, and I quickly stopped asking rhetorical questions after noticing the section where young, nubile teens show their breasts next to the crossword puzzle. Excuse me for a moment.

Man, those are nice. Mmmmmmm.

Anyway, British police are now pulling the kids off their mini-scooters, writing them tickets and failing to mention how fucking goofy those things make them look.