
"Let's Play Speed Bump !!"
It's always sad when a 2-year-old child is run over by a car (unless, of course, the car is being driven by clowns. Then it's kinda funny, what with the brightly colored wigs, the big floppy shoes, the "Doot-Doot-Ooddle-Ooddle" music...man, that was a great film in drivers education...mmmm...) Anyway, it's sad. And a little weird when the car is being driven by an 8-year-old (which is why we don't let 8-year-old children drive without a parent's permission)
How does such a wacky turn of events take place ? Well, their aunt was "looking after them" (ie: lying down on the couch instead of watching the five children entrusted to her care) and failed to noticed two of the girls screwing around with her white Oldsmobile. A loud "BANG" later, and the 2-year-old boy had "tire marks across his chest" He was later transported to a nearby hospital.
Where there might have been CLOWNS !! "Doot-Doot-Ooddle-Ooddle..."